I Haven't Got A Hat

I'd tip my hat to you
I'd do just that
Take it right off for you-
But I haven't got a hat
I'm just a college boy
even at that
I'd tip my hat to you- But I haven't got a hat

I'm really not a sap
It's plain to see
But if I wore a cap
They would never let me back
in the university

I think you're swell, I do
I'm standing pat
I'd tip my hat to you-
But I haven't got a hat

Since I went to college
I feel like a sap
I'll gain lots of knowledge
But there's still one handicap

I think you're swell, I do
I'm standing pat
I'd tip my hat to you-
But I haven't got a hat

What's your hurry?
Have to go!
Won't you stay?
Whoa, no!
If you're going, where's your hat?
Oh, I haven't got a hat!
You say you haven't got a hat?
Whoa, no!
Please, please!
That's that!